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Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.

Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill.

Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm.

Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too!

Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x

stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit.

Stabbed in the ribs.

Mmm lovely.

So basically I was Jane.

Because that’s exactly where mine is.

Thank you Jack, for bringing me into this world. I love you.

*stares at butt*

Shot in the forehead dang

Stabbed in the toe and shot in the nipple.  Lovely!

Shotgun to the leg I guess because damn that is a huge birthmark

^^^
Also shot thrice in the leg and then stabbed in the neck and then shot again in the chest.

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